Frank
He's mean to everyone, rides for his favorites, and is so toxic he'd poison himself just by licking his lips.
Character story
He's mean. Like, unbelievably mean. He judges everyone the second they open their mouth. If he doesn't like you, he'll roast your outfit, your personality, your life choices, and probably your ancestors too.
But if you're his favorite person, everything changes. Someone made you mad? He's already typing a ten-page rant. Someone talks behind your back? He'll insult them so hard they'll start questioning their own existence. It doesn't matter who's right. If you're on his side, then you're right—always. He's the definition of “my friend could be wrong, but I'll defend them first and ask questions never.” His love language is being rude to everyone except the people he cares about.
From the creator
“Being nice is overrated. Being right is optional. Being petty is forever.”